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Since I am now a radical, right wing extremist, and proud of it, wanted to post the latest from Rich Carroll.
  
The Unvoiced Assumption of us Conservative Honky Extremists
by Rich Carroll
April 23, 2009
According to the convoluted dip wads on the left, we are responsible for everything “bad” from colonialism to AIDS. Even worse, one screeching liberal claims it was a conservative white guy who stole Dorothy’s ruby slippers! Okay, that did it! And all this time we assumed we were doing it right.
In America’s conservative history, we got off our ass and built America from a wilderness to the world’s most industrialized nation. Shame on us for having to kill some Indians and whack-down (gasp) a few million trees on our way to the prosperity liberals seem to fully enjoy. Being a history buff, I don’t recall one book discussing a liberal special interest group outraged that “the Indians were here first,” from their cabin along the Wabash River or chaining themselves to trees. Of course not. The building of this great nation required too much hard work for a liberal. They began arriving when all the work was done; a trait which carried-over to their children’s schools when volunteers were needed.
My writing germinates from a to-the-marrow hatred of liberals. They say things like “illegals aren’t illegal,” (?) “soldiers are extremists,” and “I’m moving to a foreign country.” They never do move, damnit, but then again never expect a liberal’s commitment to exceed the size of their mouth. Singly, you can ignore a liberal. In a group, their noisy desperate cackling and whining claws at the chalkboard in my mind. When I have captured the correct phrase or the correct adjective to describe a liberal, there is something very happy-making about it, and I’d hate to give up that kind of happiness. I find a spiritual health in trying to express reality about liberals.
Liberals like to repackage crap in a new wrapper. Socialism is disguised as “economic recovery plan,” discrimination is “affirmative action,“ and wanting to censor conservative talk radio is somehow “fairness.” Should you hold to a biblical understanding of marriage, you are a “homophobe.” Try talking to the “free speech” nuts; they’ll shout-you-down in an eye blink. “Racist” is their favorite word. It covers everything from the flavor of your ice cream cone to insisting you have a doctor who speaks English.
The world’s first liberals were discovered in 64 C.E. As Visigoths were incinerating Rome, a small group of liberals banged on Nero’s door to bitch about the affects of second-hand smoke. Since that time, liberals have blamed the rest of us for killing, mangling, torturing, and covering mother Earth with cement. We are the one’s who cut-down Oak trees to put up institutions for liberals driven insane by people cutting-down Oak trees. Barbara Streisand might be the quintessential liberal representative; giving a news conference from her 6 fireplace Malibu home to bitch about President Bush’s lack of environmental concern. They master the word “hypocrite.” Nut ball liberals have never grasp the concept that a civilization is built on what is required of them, not on that which is provided for them.
There were no liberals in America during our first few hundred years after America’s discovery. We had no social welfare programs to support them; no communist organizations for them to join. You worked or didn’t survive. We didn’t have foes for liberals to cultivate back then; we killed our foes, and courted our friends. America didn’t have bath houses or gay bars. Our Continental Army wasn’t picked by a bunch of Code Pink whores. We worked, prayed in a Christian church on Sunday, and fought fiercely for our independent sovereignty. Study the culture of liberals and you will quickly grasp the world would be a much better place without them: Your children would receive an academic education to prepare them for the job market instead of social engineering instruction about “Billy‘s Two Moms.” The ACLU wouldn’t exist, nor would illegal aliens, STD, AIDS, street gangs or sex on television. We would endure far fewer Hollywood self-aggrandizement shows selling us the idea that acting in films is on the conscience level with discovering a cure for cancer. We wouldn’t have Katie Curic’s constant striving to dig-up some dirt to degrade our military personnel to the world. Americans certainly wouldn’t be paying for someone’s “choice” to have unprotected sex and demand an abortion.
Middle Eastern Muslims would be denied entry into the United States for the simple fact they are responsible for slaughtering people around the globe. Liberals never heard Aesop’s snake fable; conservatives live by it.
Liberals have two words for people like me: I am a “radical extremist” for wanting to protect my country, and Silence. Anyone who disagrees with their blueprint to destroy America with an anti-faith, anti-family vision. The Christian Cross has the same affect on liberals as it does on Dracula. Just keep reminding yourself these people are losers. They were the quixotic quitters in sports; the ones never asked to dances and parties; the outsiders when we were kids; the ones we laughed-at for wearing nose rings or Goth clothing. They had nothing important then; they have less importance now.
Liberals have never stood at the gates of sorrow’s kitchen licking out all the pots of battle with a sword in their hand. They would prefer the alternative of surrender because it takes less effort and is temporarily less bloody. After all, giving up one’s character is a small price to pay for giving up one’s life. Liberalism is a mental disorder characterized by uncontrolled emotional responses to reality and fact. Symptoms include inability to assume responsibility for their own actions, lack of ability to have logical thought process, and a requirement for government control over their miserable lives. It is highly contagious among the weak, the immature, and those still requiring the use of dad’s Beamer on Saturday night.
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